I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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