so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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