Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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