Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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