It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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