I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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