is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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