I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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