Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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