best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I look better un-naked...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
