Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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