This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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