we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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