Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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