in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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