So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
