we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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