I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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