I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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