Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
These tits shall not be calmed
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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