I want to stick my p in your. b.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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