can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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