i permit you to call me
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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