I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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