guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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