We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
