I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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