At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I need to wash the frat house off of me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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