Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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