I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
