I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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