when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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