he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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