hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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