It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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