Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he puts the penis in happiness.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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