it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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