sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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