Where did you get a picture of my penis
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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