Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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