He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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