Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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