I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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