no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read