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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Its not alright that i make out with a manican.

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• (650): View more from California

  just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM

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  I'm scared to ask why.....

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  1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST

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  TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL

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  AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT

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  My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second

  (212): View more from New York

  Hashtag Pathetic

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.

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  A+ 👏🏼

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated

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