Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.