your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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