fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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