thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
