My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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