cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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