she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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