I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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