Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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