We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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