well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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