so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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