Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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